“U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer will have you showing off your skills and leading your team to victory (or a successful quarter) with this confidence boosting song. This hip hop and dance pop vibe makes this a great team theme song. MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This” will pump you up and make you feel like you’re in the hall of fame which is why it’s featured on our Top 20 Motivational Songs for Work Meetings playlist.
U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer
Throwback sing-alongs inspire friendly competition and build camaraderie at the office. Get everyone excited and build lasting bonds using these lyrics to sing along. “U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer will boost the confidence of the entire team and get everyone pumped up for team activities.
Chorus
You can’t touch this.
You can’t touch this.
You can’t touch this.
You can’t touch this.
Verse 1
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard.
Makes me say “Oh my Lord.”
Thank you for blessin’ me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet.
It feels good, when you know you’re down.
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown.
And I’m known as such.
And this is a beat, uh, you can’t touch.
Chorus
I told you, homeboy (You can’t touch this).
Yeah, that’s how we livin’ and ya know (You can’t touch this).
Look in my eyes, man (You can’t touch this).
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can’t touch this).
Verse 2
Fresh new kicks and pants.
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance.
So move out of your seat.
And get a fly girl and catch this beat.
While it’s rollin’, hold on.
Pump a little bit and let ’em know it’s goin’ on.
Like that, like that.
Cold on a mission, so fall on back.
Let ’em know that you’re too much.
And this is a beat, uh, they can’t touch.
Chorus
Yo, I told you (You can’t touch this).
Why you standin’ there, man? (You can’t touch this).
Yo, sound the bell, school’s in, sucker (You can’t touch this).
Verse 3
Give me a song or rhythm.
Makin’ ’em sweat, that’s what I’m givin’ ’em.
Now, they know.
You talkin’ ’bout the Hammer, you’re talkin’ ’bout a show.
That’s hyped and tight.
Singers are sweatin’, so pass them a wipe.
Or a tape to learn.
What’s it gonna take in the 90’s to burn.
The charts? Legit.
Either work hard or you might as well quit.
Chorus
That’s word because you know (You can’t touch this).
You can’t touch this.
Break it down!
Post-Chorus
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh—
Stop, Hammer time!
Verse 4
Go with the flow, it is said.
That if you can’t groove to this then you probably are dead.
So wave yo’ hands in the air.
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair.
This is it, for a winner.
Dance to this and you’re gonna get thinner.
Move, slide your rump.
Just for a minute let’s all do the bump.
(Bump, bump, bump).
Chorus
Yeah (You can’t touch this).
Look, man (You can’t touch this).
You better get hype, boy, because you know you can’t (You can’t touch this).
Ring the bell, school’s back in.
Break it down!
Post-Chorus
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh—
Stop, Hammer time!
Bridge
(Woah, woah).
(Woah, woah).
Oh, woah.
Oh, woah.
Oooh.
Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Chorus
(Woah, woah, woah, woah).
You can’t touch this.
(Woah, woah, woah, woah).
You can’t touch this.
(Woah, woah, woah, woah).
You can’t touch this.
(Woah, woah, woah, woah).
You can’t touch this.
Break it down!
Post-Chorus
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh—
Stop, Hammer time!
Verse 5
Every time you see me, the Hammer’s just so hyped.
I’m dope on the floor and I’m magic on the mic.
Now why would I ever stop doin’ this?
With others makin’ records that just don’t hit.
I’ve toured around the world, from London to the Bay.
“It’s Hammer!” “Go Hammer!” “MC Hammer!” “Yo Hammer!”
And the rest can go and play.
You can’t touch this.
Chorus
You can’t touch this.
You can’t touch this.
Yeah (You can’t touch this).
I told you (Can’t touch this).
Too hot (Can’t touch this).
Yo, we outta here (Can’t touch this).